Me: If I get you some more tea at the grocery store, do you have some herbal tea I could borrow?
Neighbor: I just threw all the tea I had at your doorstep because I was lazy and didn't want to walk down! No seriously. Just wasn't dressed.
Me: I'm walking in a cemetery and laughing out loud. Thanks, I'll retrieve it in a minute.
Neighbor: Let those dead people hear you laugh. They need it, Emily.