Sunday, September 23, 2012

i'm house-sitting for a week.

If you would like to break into my apartment: there is some very good Parmesan artichoke dip in the fridge (pita chips in the cupboard). If you'd like to steal something expensive: look under the bed. Everything under there is extremely expensive. It's paper. You might not get very much for it. But it's the most expensive thing in there.

Just don't steal the desert. 

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