I finally broke down this afternoon and played whale with my nephew. This game consists of slowly floating around the deep end, pretending you are a whale and you live in the ocean.
Also this week: swam the buoy 3 times. One time I did it alone, and yes: I was terrified of sharks. (They live in every ocean.) Taught some swim lessons. Watched some awesome Olympics. Helped a kid pass off his swimming merit badge—his mom gave me a bag of homemade chocolate chips, which were delicious and I ate them all in one afternoon.