Sunday, May 1, 2011

the art of antisocialism and stress

Ignore phone calls and text messages.

Because you never did get that laundry in the wash, dress yourself in the only grey sweatpants you have left in your drawer--they are old, and not cute (but they are warm and will make you feel less stressed). You can wear your grey BYU sweatshirt your brother gave you ten years ago (it has a hole in it from dragging yourself on your stomach through the birth canal at the Nutty Putty caves). Again, you will not have to worry about being cold when you wear it.

Crave everything bad for you: french fries, alfredo sauce, clam chowder, mini-frosted cupcakes.

Eat only what's left over in the candy jar, your roommate's cheese, lettuce, and the mini-frosted cupcakes your best friend brought over.

When you discover the basement flooded--don't panic. You can only do one thing at one time--so put some towels down to soak up the water and get back to work.

Only one day left.

5 comments:

  1. oh my gosh that was me two/three weeks ago. sorry about the flooded basement. shove some mini cupcakes in your mouth and screech across the finish line!

    you can make it! :)

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  2. Do you have hidden cameras in my house? ;-/

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  3. Yikes. What a week. Did you really go through the Nutty Putty cave?

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  4. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were pregnant!

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  5. Thank goodness for sweat pants.

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