Wednesday, February 16, 2011


Featured my car: on the train tracks being smashed by the crossing gate.

(Just so you know: the train gate will just keep banging on your car until you drive off the tracks--)

(also, the shark attack theory works very well here. If you have no idea you're stopped on the tracks until the gate actually makes contact with your car-- it's much less traumatic).


  1. We should egg the Suburban that went out of turn.

  2. shut up emily that is funny/horrifying. i hope everything is ok!!


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