STRONG SOUTHWEST WINDS WILL DEVELOP AHEAD OF AN ARCTIC COLD FRONT EXPECTED TO MOVE FROM NORTHWEST TO SOUTHEAST ACROSS THE AREA LATE THIS AFTERNOON THROUGH TONIGHT. HEAVY SNOW... STRONG WINDS... AND BLOWING SNOW WILL ACCOMPANY THE PASSAGE OF THE ARCTIC FRONT. EXTREMELY COLD TEMPERATURES WILL DEVELOP ACROSS THE REGION WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY.
... but don't worry about me, i have a penguin* in my house.
*he hailes from the antarctic, but that doesn't count when we're discussing blowing snow and fourteen degree highs.
p.s. dear roommate, enjoy the 80 degree weather. the blue skies. the ocean. the waving palm trees. i'll just be cleaning out the fireplace.