Wednesday, August 25, 2010

the updater

This is the ex-boyfriend who refuses to be ignored even though he's definitely dating someone else. Maybe you ignored his last phone call/text message/facebook contact, so now he sends you an email.

Don't worry because he will continue to use terms of endearment, inside jokes, and/or references to intimate emotional moments of your relationship. He might ask you how you're doing, but the main purpose is to update you on his life. You know this because he actually asks for you to send copies of blog posts you wrote about him before you broke up. If you're lucky, he might say its the nicest stuff anyone's ever said about him.

If you're double lucky, he'll include his new email address.


  1. Please tell me you're not going to do it...

  2. Noelle, don't you worry. In this case, it's my friend's ex-boyfriend. And, don't worry she's not going to send him anything. We did have a good laugh about that particular request.

    I'm still laughing actually...

  3. wowwwwwww!!!!! i don't even know what to say about that. i was trying to go through past boyfriends wondering who would be weird enough to do that and I was stumped.


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